Q. But surely we -- the baby boomers and senior citizens -- are not going to selfishly steal the future from our kids, and generations yet unborn!
A. Of course not! We're going to let the government steal it for us.
Q. Well, OK, then! It sure is a good thing that young people and generations yet unborn do not, as a rule, read the newspaper.
A. I'll say! If they ever found out about this, they'd be putting anthrax in the nation's Metamucil supply!
One thing Dave Barry forgets is that while we do not read the newspaper, we young people do read the Internet, so as long as his columns are posted online, we will find out about these things.