Old Post: My most recent mention of Dave Barry's Kerry DYKWIA story is here.
It looks like Dave Barry's Kerry story, which I dug up, is getting a lot of play on the Internet, including in a comic from Chris Muir's Day by Day. It makes me feel all warm inside.
Day By Day© by Chris Muir. Used with permission.
Update: I revised the post a bit to give clearer credit to Chris Muir.