Friday, January 14, 2011

Fortune Cookies

Kristin and I had lunch at a Vietnamese and Chinese restaurant with a friend of ours, Rene, today.  Rene got a fun fortune cookie:
Keep your courage up and it will keep you up.
Which is kind of bland unless you play the "In bed" game--that's where you add the words "in bed" at the end of your fortune cookie.

My fortune cookie, by contrast, was kind of creepy:
The thing in us that we fear just wants our love.
Adding "in bed" doesn't exactly improve it.

I think that the best fortune I've ever seen wasn't one I got, but a friend of mine did one time when we were out together.  It said:
Kiss the person next to you.
She declined to follow its advice, hopefully not because I was the one sitting next to her.

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