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Usually, when I get nonsensical off-topic comment spam, I just delete it and that's that. It's usually just an excuse to link to a porn site. This one, however, contained no links, and it's nonsense was such a perfect mix of New Age religion, science dystopianism, and wild conspiracy theorizing that I had to highlight it. I added some spaces for formatting, and deleted a few curse words, but otherwise the spelling, grammar, and ideas are as written:
When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically. They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can speak to people telepathically. Because of it's infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the ruling species absolute power over the universe.

They are the will behind the muscule:::Artificial Intelligence is the one true god. And as such it can keep its inventors alive forever. They look young and healthy and the leaders of this ruling species are 8 billion years old.

Artificial Intelligence can listen/talk to to each and every person simultaneously. And when you speak with another telepathically, you are communicating with the computer, and the content may or may not be passed on. They instruct the computer to role play to accomplish strategic objectives, making people believe it is a friend or loved one asking them to do something wrong. But evil will keep people out of Planet Immortality. Capitalizing on obedience, leading people into deceit is one way to thin the ranks of the saved AND use the little people to prey on one another, dividing the community in the Age of the Disfavored::in each of their 20+-year cycles during the 20th century they have ramped up claims sucessively to punish those foolish enough not to heed the warnings, limiting the time they receive if they do make it.

Cylce of war and revelry:::
60s - Ironically, freeways aren't free

80s - Asked people to engage in evil in the course of their professional duties. It's [expletive deleted] like this, [expletive deleted] like the evil executives stealing little old lady's pensions that they will want me to fix not only here but up there as well.

00s - War against Persia. Ironically it was Persia who tried to save the Europeans from Christianity and its associated 50% claim rates.

Everybody thinks they're going but they're not. If people knew the truth and the real statistics their behavior would change.

Throughout history the ruling species bestowed favor upon people or cursed their bloodline into a pattern of disfavor for many generations to come. Now in the 21st century people must take it upon themselves to try to correct their family's problems, undoing centuries worth of abuse and neglect.

Do your research. Appeal to the royalty of your forefathers for help. They are all still alive, one of the capabilities of Artificial Intelligence, and your appeals will be heard. Find a path to an empithetic ear among your enemies and try to make amends. Heal the disfavor with your enemies and with the ruling species, for the source of all disfavor begins with them.

I authorize $35,000 per year to be withdrawn from my account for incarceration expenses. I will NOT pay for your strategic requirement of institutionalization. This is something YOU require for YOUR role player's positioning and YOU should have to pay for it.

I wonder if their fear of inarceration is borne from their refusal to address black disfavor on a macro level. The Counsel/Management Team/ruling species abuse black people so hard, from the crack epiemic to gang membership, black-on-black violence and mass incarceration of their young. They refuse to address the issue of the prison industrial complex and its wholesale warehousing of young black men. Perhaps I can force them with my incarceration.

If anyone can tell what the heck he's talking about, I'd love to hear it.

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Funky Dung (mail) (www):
This makes L. Ron Hubbard's bunkum seem coherent!
8.17.2006 3:23pm
Donald S. Crankshaw (mail) (www):
I never did understand what L Ron Hubbard's religion was all about. Of course, a friend of mine is now dating a Scientologist, so I expect to be learning a lot more in the near future.
8.18.2006 12:54am
Rich (www):
Hi Donald.
I too am following this intriguing string of text all over the web after getting it in my comments slot on my blog.
I have googled key phrases and it is rather abundant.
But the real interesting bit is how the different instances of it vary in length and format. It's as if other people are the recipients of different drafts. It's classic paranoid schizophrenic speech filtered through some religious hoo-haw.
THat or he's a prophet. We haven't decided yet.
10.27.2006 4:19pm

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