Dr. Dobson and Mr. Squarepants
I haven't really been following the James Dobson/Spongebob Squarepants issue. Why not? Well, I didn't find it very interesting, to be honest. From the very beginning, it was obvious that the whole thing was following the usual pattern of a Religious Right story™. The anatomy of a Religious Right story™ is something like this:
- A religious conservative says something poorly worded.
- The New York Times (or some similar newspaper), always looking for the opportunity to turn a poorly worded public comment into the latest controversy of the day, takes his words out of context and blows them out of proportion.
- Other newspapers take the Times's word for it and run the story. Meanwhile, libertarian bloggers, eager to show that they're as quick to condemn stupidity on the right as stupidity on the left, are quick to condemn the religious conservative.
- Evangelical bloggers, who are religious conservatives and thus more sympathetic to their own, and less ideology-driven news services, look into the matter more closely and discover that the Times and all its imitators have blown the story out of proportion.
- The libertarian bloggers realize their mistake and back down--slightly.
- The general public, getting all their information from the New York Times and its flunkies, add one more story to their file on Religious Right stupidity.
- My co-workers, who are clearly part of the general public, discuss how this incident demonstrates the stupidity of the Religious Right.
- Not having followed the story, since I realized the path it would be taking way back in Step 2, I find myself vaguely aware that the controversy was a whole lot of nothing (I at least skimmed the relevant blog posts), but I lack the grasp of the facts necessary to effectively defend the religious conservative.
- I decide to research the issue and write a blog post, so that the next time the topic comes up, I'm prepared.
And that's how these things work. Now, applying this model to this particular case, Dobson explains what he was
talking about:
From the outset, let's be clear that this issue is not about objections to any specific cartoon characters. Instead, Dr. Dobson is concerned that these popular animated personalities are being exploited by an organization that's determined to promote the acceptance of homosexuality among our nation's youth.
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The video in question is slated to be distributed to 61,000 public and private elementary schools throughout the United States. Where it is shown, schoolchildren will be left with the impression that their teachers are offering their endorsement of the values and agenda associated with the video's sponsor. While some of the goals associated with this organization are noble in nature, their inclusion of the reference to "sexual identity" within their "tolerance pledge" is not only unnecessary, but it crosses a moral line.
The New York Times, meanwhile, turned the story of "Dr. Dobson criticizes advocacy group for using Spongebob Squarepants in elementary school video" into "Dr. Dobson accuses Spongebob Squarepants of being gay", mostly through a lot of innuendo and ascribing of motives without evidence, and very few quotes:
On the heels of electoral victories barring same-sex marriage, some influential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.
"Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" Dr. James C. Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, asked the guests Tuesday night at a black-tie dinner for members of Congress and political allies to celebrate the election results.
SpongeBob needed no introduction. In addition to his popularity among children, who watch his cartoon show, he has become a well-known camp figure among adult gay men, perhaps because he holds hands with his animated sidekick Patrick and likes to watch the imaginary television show "The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy."
Now, Dr. Dobson said, SpongeBob's creators had enlisted him in a "pro-homosexual video," in which he appeared alongside children's television colleagues like Barney and Jimmy Neutron, among many others. The makers of the video, he said, planned to mail it to thousands of elementary schools to promote a "tolerance pledge" that includes tolerance for differences of "sexual identity."
Dobson's position is actually pretty nuanced. (And here I thought
The New York Times liked nuance.) He's not opposed to the video itself, which is typical multi-culti pap. It's the group making the video, and the fact that the kids might see the use of a video they produced in school as an implicit endorsement of the group and its entire agenda by the school, but it's important to see the difference. Maybe he's ascribing to the kids too much intelligence and not enough wisdom. As for what the group, We are Family, actually advocates, here's what
Dobson explains:
I want to be clear: the We Are Family Foundation — the organization that sponsored the video featuring SpongeBob and the other characters was, until this flap occurred, making available a variety of explicitly pro-homosexual materials on its Web site. It has since endeavored to hide that fact (more on this later), but my concerns are as legitimate today as they were when I first expressed them in January.
So let us consider the evidence. One of the first resources to catch our attention on the foundation's Web site was a booklet that lists a number of organizational "allies," including five of the largest pro-homosexual organizations in the nation: the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN), the Human Rights Campaign (HRC), the National Gay and Lesbian Taskforce, and Parents, Family and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG). Also, the Web site made available school lesson plans...
One of the lesson plans, titled, Uncovering Attitudes About Sexual Orientation, presents what are deemed "stereotypical definitions" of words that encourage bigotry and bias. If you have any doubt about the pro-homosexual agenda inherent to these materials, check out these loaded terms, which could be coming soon to an elementary school near you. (All are direct quotes.)
- Compulsory Heterosexuality: The assumption that women are "naturally" or innately drawn sexually and emotionally toward men, and men toward women; the view that heterosexuality is the "norm" for all sexual relationships. The institutionalization of heterosexuality in all aspects of society includes the idealization of heterosexual orientation, romance, and marriage. Compulsory heterosexuality leads to the notion of women as inherently "weak," and the institutionalized inequality of power: power of men to control women's sexuality, labor, childbirth and childrearing, physical movement, safety, creativity, and access to knowledge. It can also include legal and social discrimination against homosexuals and the invisibility or intolerance of lesbian and gay existence.
- Gender: A cultural notion of what it is to be a woman or a man; a construct based on the social shaping of femininity and masculinity. It usually includes identification with males as a class or with females as a class. Gender includes subjective concepts about character traits and expected behaviors that vary from place to place and person to person.
- Heterosexism: A system of beliefs, action, advantages, and assumptions in the superiority of heterosexuals or heterosexuality. It includes unrecognized privileges of heterosexual people and the exclusion of nonheterosexual people from policies, procedures, events and decisions about what is important.
- Homophobia: Thoughts, feelings, or actions based on fear, dislike, judgment or hatred of gay men and lesbians / of those who love and sexually desire those of the same sex. Homophobia has roots in sexism and can include prejudice, discrimination, harassment, and acts of violence.
Is this the kind of nonsense you want taught to your kids, especially if the nation's most popular cartoon characters are used to get across the concepts? I pray not!
If you're planning on visiting the We Are Family Foundation's Web site [www.wearefamilyfoundation.org] to verify the accuracy of the above information, don't bother. In the days since this story broke, the majority of overtly pro-homosexual content has been removed. The founder of the organization, Nile Rodgers, appeared on the "Today Show" and said that we had the wrong site and that they had nothing to do with homosexuality. That was Jan. 21. Two days later, most of the homosexual content disappeared or became inaccessible. I will leave it for you to determine the motive behind the mysterious vanishing of such material by the We Are Family Foundation. Suffice to say that we have clear documentation that these materials were being promoted on the Web site as recently as late January, despite denials to the contrary.
Now, people often remove things from their website that they decide they don't want people to see. I've deleted a post or two myself when I decided I had said something I shouldn't have--although never to hide something that someone had called me on. Still, it appears that someone is lying here, and those who don't like Dr. Dobson are liable to assume it's him. It's hard to tell, as I can't give you any first hand account, although
others comment on the now missing lesson plans (and link to the removed pages).
Maybe you don't disagree with what the We are Family Foundation wants. Maybe you do but don't see what the big deal about the video is. Well, consider it slightly differently. Consider a video that everyone considers harmless, such as "Barney and Friends." Okay, some people think it is the spawn of the devil, and I think it's annoying as all get-out (although there are
far, far worse), but we'll remove that from the equation for now. Then, consider a group that everyone disagrees with, such as NAMBLA, which advocates pedophilia. If you found out that this group was producing "Barney and Friends," you'd immediately start seeing all kinds of innuendo and double entendres in the show. Dobson, remember, doesn't do this with the video. If he suspects it, he ignores it and instead focuses on the obvious fact of who it's sponsored by. But if you found out who was sponsoring such a show, you'd be much more reluctant to let your kids watch it. I'm not trying to equate this video with Barney, although he does appear in it, nor am I trying to equate the We are Family Foundation with NAMBLA, I'm merely pointing out that who sponsors something
does matter.