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Thursday, June 12, 2008

What's a metahero?
I'm not quite sure what to make of this comment on my post "Doc Rampage: The most metaheroic blog in the world?":
Hi all. Your estimation of the definition of metahero is so off the mark that I find it even disturbing. Meta- does not mean the same as super-, and a metahero is nothing like a superhero. Also, metaheroism has absolutely nothing to do with blogging, and it certainly is not an attribute of someone who has nothing to say or who just doesn't wish to be left out. A metahero goes beyond heroism in every sense. A metahero not only defines completely out of existence things like heroes, superheroes, gods, angels, wizards, demons, etc. A metahero also offers an alternative that is much better than anything any of those other types of heroes/villains could offer.

I don't know of anyone else who's ever written about a valid, bona fide metahero, but I'm currently in the process of writing just such a tome which will not only negate all forms of heroism but also redefine personhood, progress and reality itself. In case you're wondering, it takes a metametaphysician to create a genuine metahero. If you wish you know more about how I'm using any of these terms, or to understand how a metahero can be infinitely more powerful and wonderful than any kind of god or superhero without that person also being some kind of hero, feel free to email me and be specific in your inquiries or comments. Or if you wish, just wait for the book everyone will be talking about. You won't be able to miss hearing about it.

It is possible that this is supposed to be humorous. It certainly sounds like it, with the declaration that a metahero is better than all other kinds of gods and superheroes and everything. Or it could be, and this is the impression that I get, that this person takes himself way too seriously. And he's also severely humor impaired.

My post is supposed to be funny. Doc and I were both having fun with the question of whether making a word up means you get to decide what it means. But, since it seems to be lost on my commenter, let me see if I can explain my post a little better. I won't quote the whole thing, but here's how it begins:
In this post, I wish to address the question of whether the blog Doc Rampage is, in fact, the most metaheroic in the world. As Doc Rampage is also the pseudonym for the blogger, I will refer to the blog as Doc Rampage and the blogger as Doc.

What does metaheroic mean, you ask? Good question. I couldn't find metaheroic or metahero on Dictionary.com, but I remembered that Doc had defined metahero for us once, so I looked it up:

[Long quote from Doc's website goes here.]

Doc posits that since he invented the term, he gets to decide who's foremost, and that's him. Which sounds good in theory, but did he really invent the term? After all, putting "meta-" in front of "hero" is just too easy to do for me to believe that Doc's the first one to think of it, so I did a Google search on metahero. Lo and behold, Doc's not the only person to use the term metahero. In fact, a number of people have used it as their screen names for various forums. Some of those people could have been Doc, but none of them have his e-mail, and one claimed to be a guy named Alex living in Mexico, so I'm thinking not. So what do all those other people who are using the term metahero think it means? Well, a lot of what I saw was fiction, which used the term metahero as a synonym for superhero. Like Doc, they figure that "meta-" means "beyond," but by "beyond" they mean "more advanced." Which is all very nice and all, but I think superhero is a good enough word, so what right do they have going around preemptively removing words from the English language before someone can apply a more original definition to them? I like Doc's definition better.

So the whole point of my (hopefully humorous) post was that the term "metahero" did not exist as a word with an agreed upon definition in the English language. This is still the case. Now if my commenter wants to create a new definition of metahero, he's free to, since the whole "agreed upon definition" thing is still up for grabs. And if he's written a whole book on the subject, then he's certainly being aggressive about it. The problem is that the fact that he's written a book doesn't make the other definitions wrong. A book nobody's heard of does not an agreed upon definition make. And even if his book is wildly popular and his definition becomes the agreed upon one, criticizing people for using alternate definitions before there is an agreed upon definition exudes solipsism.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Back online
Back of the Envelope was down this weekend. I doubt that many people noticed, but it was rather infuriating to me. The reason for it can be found over at the Powerblogs development blog website:
Yesterday, our service provider sent out this message:
This evening at 4:55 in our H1 data center, electrical gear shorted, creating an explosion and fire that knocked down three walls surrounding our electrical equipment room Thankfully, no one was injured. In addition, no customer servers were damaged or lost.

We have just been allowed into the building to physically inspect the damage. Early indications are that the short was in a high-volume wire conduit. We were not allowed to activate our backup generator plan based on instructions from the fire department.

Aside from other Powerblogs sites, such as Dean's World and The Volokh Conspiracy, some other prominent sites suffered from this service interruption, such as Blank Label Comics, which supports Schlock Mercenary and Shortpacked. The main effect of this on my blogging is that it's set me behind on getting the Storyblogging Carnival put together. Hopefully, I'll be able to get that done tonight.

In other news, I submitted "The Office of Second Chances" to Coach's Midnight Diner on Saturday. I'm glad to have it done, although I'm not completely confident of what I submitted. I didn't think "Aha, this is the perfect version of this story," so much as "It's due today, I better send in what I have." Not that the version that I sent in was a bad version. I'm just not sure that it was the best version. I wrote four separate versions of Second Chances. Not revisions, mind you, which is merely where I take a story and edit it, changing the details but keeping the same basic plot. Versions are different enough that they don't tell the same story, and this one has had four. The first two were boring, and I don't miss them. The third, I thought, was pretty good, but a friend of mine thought it read too much like a Young Adult story (I didn't entirely agree), so I changed it. I wasn't certain that this fourth version was better than the third version, but it is the version I sent in. What I really needed was time away from this story, so I could come back to it with fresh eyes and then judge it for myself. Unfortunately, the compressed timeline for writing this story, and the decision to discard the second verison and write a third with just a week to go, didn't give me any time to do that. If the story gets rejected, I'll come back to it after some time away and see if I can produce the perfect version of the story.