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Monday, May 28, 2007

Accepting submissions for Storyblogging Carnival LXXI
I'll be hosting the next Storyblogging Carnival, the seventy-first, here at Back of the Envelope. If you use your blog to share your fiction, then the Storyblogging Carnival is your opportunity. Here we host any and all forms of storytelling in blog format. If you're curious about what this looks like, have a look at some examples of previous storyblogging carnivals. This next carnival will be going up June 4th. If you'd like to participate, please e-mail your story submissions to me at dscrank-at-alum-dot-mit-dot-edu (or post in my comments) by June 2nd at 11:59 pm. Be sure to include the following information:
  • Name of your blog
  • URL of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • URL for the blog entry where the story is posted
  • (OPTIONAL) Author's name
  • (OPTIONAL) A suggested rating for adult content (G, PG, PG-13, R)
  • A word count
  • A short blurb describing the story
The post may be of any age, from a week old to years old. The submission deadline is 11:59 PM Eastern time on Saturday, April 28th. More detailed information follows (same as always):
  1. The story or excerpt submitted must be posted on-line as a blog entry, and while fiction is preferred, non-fiction storytelling is acceptable.
  2. The story can be any length, but the Carnival will list them in order of length, from shortest to longest, and include a word count for each one.
  3. You may either send a complete story, a story in progress, or a lengthy excerpt. You should indicate the word count for both the excerpt and the complete story in the submission, and you should say how the reader can find more of the story in the post itself.
  4. If the story spans multiple posts, each post should contain a link to the beginning of the story, and a link to the next post. You may submit the whole story, the first post, or, if you've previously submitted earlier posts to the Carnival, the next post which you have not submitted. Please indicate the length of the entire story, as well as the portion which you are submitting.
  5. The host has sole discretion to decide whether the story will be included or not, or whether to indicate that the story has pornographic or graphically violent content. The ratings for the story will be decided by the host. I expect I'll be pretty lenient on that sort of thing, but I have some limits, and others may draw the line elsewhere. Aside from noting potentially offensive content, while I may say nice things about stories I like, I won't be panning anyone's work. I expect other hosts to be similarly polite.
  6. The story may be the blogger's own or posted with permission, but if it is not his own work he should gain permission from the author before submitting to the Carnival.

If you'd like to be added to the e-mail list, please let me know. Finally, I appreciate folks promoting the carnival on their own blogs, and I'm always looking for bloggers willing to host future carnivals.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Ezekiel's vision of God's throne
So on Thursday, I got into work and suddenly remembered that I was supposed to be leading the Bible Study for my Thursday night small group. As I hadn't even thought about what I would be presenting, my Bible study got to see "whatever Donald's currently reading in his personal quiet time," which happened to be the beginning of Ezekiel, and his vision of God's glory. I guess I should be glad it was something easy ;) This post is based on that Bible study, complete with some of the illustrations I shared with my group.

Let's begin by reading Ezekiel Chapter 1 (NIV):
1 In the thirtieth year, in the fourth month on the fifth day, while I was among the exiles by the Kebar River, the heavens were opened and I saw visions of God.

2 On the fifth of the month—it was the fifth year of the exile of King Jehoiachin— 3 the word of the LORD came to Ezekiel the priest, the son of Buzi, by the Kebar River in the land of the Babylonians. There the hand of the LORD was upon him.

4 I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the north—an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, 5 and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures. In appearance their form was that of a man, 6 but each of them had four faces and four wings. 7 Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze. 8 Under their wings on their four sides they had the hands of a man. All four of them had faces and wings, 9 and their wings touched one another. Each one went straight ahead; they did not turn as they moved.

10 Their faces looked like this: Each of the four had the face of a man, and on the right side each had the face of a lion, and on the left the face of an ox; each also had the face of an eagle. 11 Such were their faces. Their wings were spread out upward; each had two wings, one touching the wing of another creature on either side, and two wings covering its body. 12 Each one went straight ahead. Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, without turning as they went. 13 The appearance of the living creatures was like burning coals of fire or like torches. Fire moved back and forth among the creatures; it was bright, and lightning flashed out of it. 14 The creatures sped back and forth like flashes of lightning.

15 As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the ground beside each creature with its four faces. 16 This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like chrysolite, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel. 17 As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the creatures faced; the wheels did not turn about as the creatures went. 18 Their rims were high and awesome, and all four rims were full of eyes all around.

19 When the living creatures moved, the wheels beside them moved; and when the living creatures rose from the ground, the wheels also rose. 20 Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, and the wheels would rise along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. 21 When the creatures moved, they also moved; when the creatures stood still, they also stood still; and when the creatures rose from the ground, the wheels rose along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels.

22 Spread out above the heads of the living creatures was what looked like an expanse, sparkling like ice, and awesome. 23 Under the expanse their wings were stretched out one toward the other, and each had two wings covering its body. 24 When the creatures moved, I heard the sound of their wings, like the roar of rushing waters, like the voice of the Almighty, like the tumult of an army. When they stood still, they lowered their wings.

25 Then there came a voice from above the expanse over their heads as they stood with lowered wings. 26 Above the expanse over their heads was what looked like a throne of sapphire, and high above on the throne was a figure like that of a man. 27 I saw that from what appeared to be his waist up he looked like glowing metal, as if full of fire, and that from there down he looked like fire; and brilliant light surrounded him. 28 Like the appearance of a rainbow in the clouds on a rainy day, so was the radiance around him.

This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. When I saw it, I fell facedown, and I heard the voice of one speaking.

Ezekiel's vision of God's glory is one of the stranger visions in the Bible. There are a few in Revelation and Daniel that might be stranger, but it's a near thing. It's so strange, in fact, that some people don't think that Ezekiel actually saw what he claimed to see. Some of these folks think that what Ezekiel actually saw was a UFO that he simply mistook for God. The picture on the left is a NASA scientist's idea of what Ezekiel might have actually seen. (From Josef Blumrich's The Spaceships of Ezekiel.)

Christians, of course, believe that it is a prophecy of God, which is backed up by the fact that the next forty-seven chapters of Ezekiel contain rather straightforward Biblical prophecy directed at the nation of Israel: predicting its judgement for disobeying God, then the judgement of the other nations, and finally Israel's restoration. Not exactly what you'd expect from space aliens. No, Christians have a different problem, namely that their eyes glaze over when they read all the wheels within wheels covered with eyes stuff, so they ignore it. This can be seen even in Renaissance paintings of the event, such as Raphael's The Vision of Ezekiel shown on the right, which pictures God reclining on some very Renaissance cherubs, who lack any of that distracting plethora of wings or heads. Eyed wheels and crystal expanses are likewise missing, giving us a vision in the Renaissance style which has little resemblance to the one described by Ezekiel.

Once you give an artist modern software and the ability to do lighting effects, you tend to get illustrations that focus on the brightness of it all, sometimes making it hard to see the actual details. While that may have been the case even to Ezekiel, it's still not very helpful in visualizing it. Maybe one of the closest illustrations is this one, from a woodcut in the Bear Bible, on the left. It does a decent job of illustrating the perpendicular wheels within wheels, the four headed angels covering their bodies with wings, and God in his throne atop an expanse, even if the expanse looks more like a cloth canopy than crystal and it's atop what looks like a wagon. It's not the prettiest of the illustrations, and there's some additional stuff, but it gets more of details correct than most of the others. And confusing details those are, too.

What most people seem to be missing is that while Ezekiel's version is extreme, the symbology employed is not unique to him. Ezekiel is describing an encounter with the throne of God, such as that described in Isaiah 6, who also mentions creatures with a multitude of wings, and in Revelation 4, where we get not just lots of wings, but plenty of eyes and also the same four animals: ox, lion, eagle, and man. Neither vision is identical to Ezekiel's, but then, all three are visions. There is, we may take for granted, symbolism involved, and a message in the symbols that relates not just to the nature of God, but also to the condition of the one receiving it. And here, I think, is the key to understanding Ezekiel's vision.

The Book of Ezekiel opens by describing the where and the when of his vision, which occurred shortly after the first group of exiles was taken from Judah into Babylon. Ezekiel was among them, and had this vision while in Babylon. Jerusalem, and most importantly the temple there, had yet to be destroyed, but it would be happening soon. Ezekiel himself was of the priestly line, so he would have been intimately familiar with the temple, where the presence of God dwelt, specifically in the holy of holies on the mercy seat, between the two cherubs of the Ark of the Covenant. The vision in chapter 6 of Isaiah takes place there, with God's throne filling the temple. While God's presence had traveled with his people in the Exodus, it had dwelt with the Ark of Covenant since it had been built, first in the tabernacle and later in the temple. This fact was central to the identity of the Jewish people at the time: God dwelt among them, in their temple. The temple was where they went on their pilgrimages, to make their sacrifices and to celebrate their holy days. Only now they were in exile, banished to Babylon and unable to return to Jerusalem, denied their pilgrimages and their holy days. Had they left God behind when they came to Babylon? Was he still in the temple while they were there? Did he even see them or hear their prayers any more? Those are the questions this vision was intended to answer.

The first thing to notice about this vision is movement. It fills this passage: it's central to it. The rushing wings and gigantic wheels are symbols of movement, and they come and go with tremendous speed, like lighting (Ezekiel 1:14). They move from side to side, even lift aloft (Ezekiel 1:19), but they don't turn (Ezekiel 1:12,17). The wheels within wheels are perpendicular, so that the wheels may move in any direction without turning. The creatures likewise have four heads, looking in every direction, so they too can move without turning. The idea conveyed here is effortless, natural, and fast movement. And above those wheels and the angelic beings, between their outstretched wings, is the throne of God, just as he dwells between the outstretched wings of the cherubs atop the Ark of the Covenant. The idea here is actually pretty easy to see. Whereas in Isaiah's vision, God's throne had been fixed in the temple, here we're shown a mobile throne. God is not confined to the temple. He goes where he wills with the speed of thought, even to visit his people in Babylon, to let them know that he was there too. Although it's not clearly stated, the suggestion of omnipresence, the fact that God is everywhere, echoes through this passage.

The second thing that stands out in this passage is the eyes. Each of the four creatures has eight eyes, two for each head, and all four living creatures are looking in the four cardinal directions at once. The wheels themselves are covered with eyes, and since the wheels within wheels are perpendicular, they too look in all four directions. Eyes are one of the most common symbols throughout literature, both ancient and modern. They indicate seeing and knowledge. The message is that God is not ignorant of anything. His fast-moving chariot is filled with eyes which see all, so he fully knows the plight of his exiled people in Babylon. Aside from omnipresence, we also get an indication of omniscience.

The creatures themselves have four heads: man, eagle, ox, and lion. Although it may not be obvious to our modern sensibilities, these four represent four types. To the ancient Near East mind, at least, the eagle was chief among the birds of the sky, the ox the strongest of the domesticated animals, the lion the most powerful of the wild animals. And man was the noblest of all, created in God's own image and given dominion over all the Earth. So the four faces of the living creatures can be seen as four lords, each with a separate dominion. And yet these four living creatures are under the control of the figure on the throne. The spirit unites them and their wheels, guiding them as one unit, and the figure on the throne dwells above and separate from them, an expanse like crystal between. The word "expanse" is the same one used in Genesis 1:7-8. for the sky. God on his throne is exalted in dominion not only over the creatures of dominion, but also above the sky itself (an important point, as astrology played an powerful role in Babylonian culture).

And surrounding God is a rainbow, the symbol of his first covenant with man, made to Noah after the flood (Genesis 9:8-17). It was not a two-way covenant like the one made with the Israelites on Mt. Sinai, but a promise motivated by nothing more than simple mercy on God's part, and thus a promise that could never be broken, for it depended on God's faithfulness rather than man's.

There are, of course, numerous other symbols that I could discuss (the fire and lightning, for example, or the hands hidden by the wings), but I think this is sufficient to understand the central message of the passage, and while the vision itself was awesome and frightening, its message was one of reassurance. God had not been left behind in Jerusalem. His presence and perception were with the exiles in Babylon, and his dominion extended there as well. And while his people had broken their covenant and were being punished for it, God still intended to keep his promise, one of mercy that reached them even there, and which in the fullness of time would bring them back.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Weekly Webcomic Update (sort of)
Not only is this overdue, but I forgot to put one up entirely last week. So this week I'm covering two weeks.

Sluggy Freelance — Back to Aylee and Torg, who've run into some actual, honest-to-God humans. Who then try to shoot Aylee down. Hey, just because she's big doesn't mean she's hostile. Just clumsy. Then it's a couple of filler weeks with Clay Yount, and Gwynn's creating a potion. Not good, definitely not good.

Day by Day — Jan's dad has hired a mercenary to look after her. She's not happy. Neither is Sam, when the merc, Naomi, turns out to be a former colleague of Zed's. And while all this is happening, it's the immigration bill that has everyone's attention in the states.

Scary Go Round — So, Ryan captures the Leprechaun's mate, a little bird, and proceeds to be beaten up by leprechauns, ogres, and unicorns. Fortunately, Margo's mad crochet skills save the day, and the leprechaun comes willingly for her work.

Dominic Deegan — Dominic goes to talk to the Shintula orcs in a vision, and gets his head handed to him. Afterwards, he gives as good as he gets, but it seems that the Shintula are just as xenophobic as he warned Cassafin. Meanwhile, Dominic's mother is not happy with either of her two headmaster candidates. On the bright side, Dominic and Melna finally get a chance to, well, be intimate.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — Mike's mom is blaming Dave for not saving her son. Not that Dave was there, but if he had been more responsible, maybe they could have gotten Mike help in time.

Schlock Mercenary — The rest of the mercenaries delay Kevyn's departure, and meanwhile he's restored to his more human form. He's happy to be back to normal. And Elf is happy that he's back, and planning to move in. Petey may or may not be happy... it's hard to tell. But in the meantime, he has a job for Tagon's crew.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Storyblogging Carnival LXX
Welcome to the seventieth Storyblogging Carnival. If you're wondering, I did delay this carnival by a week in order to get a few more entries. That was enough to bring us up to five entries. Enjoy.


Only in Queens, New York
by Madeleine Kane at Mad Kane's Humor Blog
Less than 100 word limerick rated G.

Story in limerick form about a Queens, New York encounter with a cop.


Thag Grok Cow!
by Mark Rayner of The Skwib
A 351 word brief story rated PG-13.

Thag continues his sabbatical with the Drunka Grunka tribe, where he learns that everybody is a critic.


The Quiet Bar
by Elvis D of 365fiction
A 925 word brief story rated PG.

The new boss puts in an appearance.


But there were times, Dear...
by Postmodern Sass of Postmodern Sass
A 1,083 word short story rated PG.

It's about the Dean of my college, who died.


Displaced in Time
by Patrick G Cox at Dodgeblogium
A 2,977 word short story rated PG.

A time travel story.






This concludes the sixty-ninth Storyblogging Carnival.

If you'd like to take part in a future carnival, please contact me. I am also looking for hosts. Other carnivals can be found here.

The Storyblogging Carnival can be found at The Truth Laid Bear's ÜberCarnival.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Storyblogging Carnival delayed
Due to the lack of entries for the latest Storyblogging Carnival, I'm going to delay it a week. Hopefully I'll get some more stories by then. If you have a story you'd like to share, please send it to me.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Riff discovers Bun-bun's little flea market, and tries to buy some explosives off of him. It seems that Riff has no plans to hide Aylee... he simply wants to kill her. Nerdboy's not going to be happy, and even Bun-bun likes Aylee. But Bun-bun and Riff do work together to keep the government from digging up the house.

Day by Day — The hypocrisy of the global warming prophets is pure gold for Chris Muir. Meanwhile, Jan is learning to deal with all sorts of military junk, from paperwork to tough female soldiers to body armor to military planes. Sounds fun.

Scary Go Round — Right on the verge of capturing the leprechaun, Hugo shows up, bringing with him the woman Ryan was chatting up at the airport. She quickly concludes that Ryan must be nuts, since he's trying to capture a leprechaun. If only!

Dominic Deegan — Jacob shows up, and he and Dominic, despite their differences, quickly discover that something much different from what they expected is going on. The destruction of Maltak is actually its purification. Of course, Jacob slips out when Dominic isn't looking, and continues his own experiments on a certain Elemental. Yeah, Jacob's evil, but he usually only torments the nasty ones, so it's hard to get too worked up.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — So Mike really is dead, and April's in hiding. Well, that's a bummer. I've never been a big fan of Mike, but I did like April at one point. She's gone downhill quite a bit if she's now a murderer.

Schlock Mercenary — Kevyn's called the calvary, and Tagon comes for the pick-up, taking care of any of Shufgar's remaining soldiers. What he hears about Kevyn's performance is pretty impressive, but it seems that Kevyn's not interested in continuing the mercenary job.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Storyblogging Carnival LXX
I'll be hosting the next Storyblogging Carnival, the seventieth, here at Back of the Envelope. If you use your blog to share your fiction, then the Storyblogging Carnival is your opportunity. Here we host any and all forms of storytelling in blog format. If you're curious about what this looks like, have a look at some examples of previous storyblogging carnivals. This next carnival will be going up May 14th. If you'd like to participate, please e-mail your story submissions to me at dscrank-at-alum-dot-mit-dot-edu (or post in my comments), including the following information:
  • Name of your blog
  • URL of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • URL for the blog entry where the story is posted
  • (OPTIONAL) Author's name
  • (OPTIONAL) A suggested rating for adult content (G, PG, PG-13, R)
  • A word count
  • A short blurb describing the story
The post may be of any age, from a week old to years old. The submission deadline is 11:59 PM Eastern time on Saturday, April 28th. More detailed information follows (same as always):
  1. The story or excerpt submitted must be posted on-line as a blog entry, and while fiction is preferred, non-fiction storytelling is acceptable.
  2. The story can be any length, but the Carnival will list them in order of length, from shortest to longest, and include a word count for each one.
  3. You may either send a complete story, a story in progress, or a lengthy excerpt. You should indicate the word count for both the excerpt and the complete story in the submission, and you should say how the reader can find more of the story in the post itself.
  4. If the story spans multiple posts, each post should contain a link to the beginning of the story, and a link to the next post. You may submit the whole story, the first post, or, if you've previously submitted earlier posts to the Carnival, the next post which you have not submitted. Please indicate the length of the entire story, as well as the portion which you are submitting.
  5. The host has sole discretion to decide whether the story will be included or not, or whether to indicate that the story has pornographic or graphically violent content. The ratings for the story will be decided by the host. I expect I'll be pretty lenient on that sort of thing, but I have some limits, and others may draw the line elsewhere. Aside from noting potentially offensive content, while I may say nice things about stories I like, I won't be panning anyone's work. I expect other hosts to be similarly polite.
  6. The story may be the blogger's own or posted with permission, but if it is not his own work he should gain permission from the author before submitting to the Carnival.
If you'd like to be added to the e-mail list, please let me know. Finally, I appreciate folks promoting the carnival on their own blogs, and I'm always looking for bloggers willing to host future carnivals.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Schlock narrowly escape, but draws the attention of Hereti-corp in the process. Schlock discovers that Aylee's horn contains no DNA, that's it's just ordinary rock, which is what Torg's discovered as well. It'll be interesting to see how this Kesandru Aylee plays out. We do find out what happened to Kiki... it appears that Bun-bun retrieved her.

Day by Day — After dealing with the military's paperwork, Jan has some trouble with the sexism of the female soldiers she's meeting. Jan's worldview has trouble with all sorts of things. But don't worry, there's still time to make fun of some prominent Democrats.

Scary Go Round — So one god captured, on to the next, and Ryan's trying to capture a leprechaun. It's not going well, but at least he hasn't been lavaed to death by a volcano god. Speaking of which, how do these guys qualify as gods? I'd hardly rank them as tough monsters.

Dominic Deegan — Cassafin ignores Dominic's advice and decides to go to the orc homelands anyway. That wasn't such a smart idea. Although she recruits a royal knight for protection, the Shintula quickly turn her away, destroying her supplies in the process.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — Wait, wait, wait! Did April just kill Mike? It sure looks like it. There's a funeral and his family's there and everything. Of course, no one's actually saying who's funeral it is, and Harry was in a pretty bad way the last we saw of him... It could be a bait and switch, or it could be a bait and switch of a bait and switch. Either way, it's not looking good.

Schlock Mercenary — With the help of Schlock, and a gun implanted in his frontal lobe, Kevyn quickly defeats Shufgar. Now the team's back together and everyone's happy. Except Shufgar and his goons, who're badly injured. And Pronto, who's dead. And the rest of the mercenaries, who are bummed that Pronto's dead. Okay, so no one's happy, but things are still looking up.