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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Gwynn and Riff go to live with Zoe, which is a measure of their desperation, as they haven't been on speaking terms with her recently. They suspect that Zoe intends to use their predicament in her radio show, which could be very bad, if the Feds find out about Aylee.

Day by Day — Al Gore, Helen Thomas, Mayor Bloomberg, and television families are all properly mocked. The best part, though, is the wedding discussions between Sam, Zed, Jan, and Damon.

Scary Go Round — Len's in charge of overseeing the missions, while Shelley prepares for a trip to the moon. I'm not quite sure how she plans to get there without some help from a rocket scientist, or at least Tim. Moon (the woman, not the satellite), Desmond, and Ernest, meanwhile, begin their hunt for the kraken.

Dominic Deegan — Melna and Luna get very, very drunk, which is probably not a good idea. Dominic's taking care of his hungover girlfriend when Neilen drops by for an assault. I'd say it's time for him to go.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — Harry's confused by everyone's fear of Dave. When he tries to shoot him, he gets some laservision for his trouble and learns right quick. Hopefully, Dave's demo hasn't put him into cardiac arrest. April gets some comfort from Paul in the meantime.

Schlock Mercenary — Kevyn makes good use of Schlock to keep the mercenaries undetected. Then they make some fur loincloths so the artist doesn't need to bother with strategic plant placement anymore. And with that, Kevyn's memories come to an end just in time for him to discover that his body's about to be incinerated by Shufgar's men.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Limerick contest results
Mad Kane has posted the results for her limerick contest on her blog.
Now accepting submissions for Storyblogging Carnival LXVII
I'll be hosting the next Storyblogging Carnival, the sixty-seventh, here at Back of the Envelope. If you use your blog to share your fiction, then the Storyblogging Carnival is your opportunity. Here we host any and all forms of storytelling in blog format. If you're curious about what this looks like, have a look at some examples of previous storyblogging carnivals. This next carnival will be going up April 2nd.

If you'd like to participate, please e-mail your story submissions to me at dscrank-at-alum-dot-mit-dot-edu (or post in my comments), including the following information:
  • Name of your blog
  • URL of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • URL for the blog entry where the story is posted
  • (OPTIONAL) Author's name
  • (OPTIONAL) A suggested rating for adult content (G, PG, PG-13, R)
  • A word count
  • A short blurb describing the story

The post may be of any age, from a week old to years old. The submission deadline is 11:59 PM Eastern time on Saturday, March 31st. More detailed information follows (same as always):
  1. The story or excerpt submitted must be posted on-line as a blog entry, and while fiction is preferred, non-fiction storytelling is acceptable.
  2. The story can be any length, but the Carnival will list them in order of length, from shortest to longest, and include a word count for each one.
  3. You may either send a complete story, a story in progress, or a lengthy excerpt. You should indicate the word count for both the excerpt and the complete story in the submission, and you should say how the reader can find more of the story in the post itself.
  4. If the story spans multiple posts, each post should contain a link to the beginning of the story, and a link to the next post. You may submit the whole story, the first post, or, if you've previously submitted earlier posts to the Carnival, the next post which you have not submitted. Please indicate the length of the entire story, as well as the portion which you are submitting.
  5. The host has sole discretion to decide whether the story will be included or not, or whether to indicate that the story has pornographic or graphically violent content. The ratings for the story will be decided by the host. I expect I'll be pretty lenient on that sort of thing, but I have some limits, and others may draw the line elsewhere. Aside from noting potentially offensive content, while I may say nice things about stories I like, I won't be panning anyone's work. I expect other hosts to be similarly polite.
  6. The story may be the blogger's own or posted with permission, but if it is not his own work he should gain permission from the author before submitting to the Carnival.

If you'd like to be added to the e-mail list, please let me know. Finally, I appreciate folks promoting the carnival on their own blogs, and I'm always looking for bloggers willing to host future carnivals.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Whoa. Torg just outsmarted Riff. Riff has a great plan for hiding Aylee: it only requires that she be transported by the DFA. The problem is that the DFA opens up random reality pathways, and there's no way to retrieve Aylee without the remote, which he hasn't given to Aylee. That isn't a problem for Riff, but Torg figures it out, and he grabs the remote and goes with Aylee.

Day by Day — Zed and Sam are enjoying their honeymoon, Gore and Hillary are giving press conferences, and "300" is on everyone's mind. All in all, a good week.

Scary Go Round — Shelley has collected her friends, and now sends them on missions to retrieve some old-time gods. Sounds like some good old-fashioned questing by the residents of Tackleford.

Dominic Deegan — Well, it turns out that Dominic was on to Neilen the entire time, and it wasn't hard for Luna to figure out either. This isn't the first time he's done it, either, as he also stole Runcible Spoon's wife. Runcible's ready for revenge, but Melna convinces him it would ruin his chances to become Headmaster.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — I'm not too surprised that Stanny won with that super-shocker. Mike's down for the count, and Stanny's telling him how he plans to get Marsha's soul. Then it's on to Blue and Dave, whom Harry just found in the closet.

Schlock Mercenary — The mercenaries survive the crash by landing in a lake. After a little effort, Kevyn comes up with a plan to survive, but requires destroying the taxi and Schlock's gun. Schlock loved that gun.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Storyblogging Carnival LXVI
Welcome to the sixty-sixth Storyblogging Carnival. We had five entries this time, one from a new authors. I didn't have a lot of time to put into this one, since I'm gone for today and had to get up really early. Still, I'm sure the authors put plenty of work into it, so enjoy.


Glitch 100 words
by Andrew Ian Dodge of Dodgeblogium
A 100 word brief story rated PG.

It's 100 words and the title says it all.


Real Friends
by Anonymous at Zechary White
A 273 word brief story rated G.

A war story.


Thag not grok big bottoms!
by Mark Rayner of The Skwib
A 350 word brief story rated PG.

The continuing saga of Thag — in which he learns the penchant the Drunka Grunka tribe has for an overabundance of rump.


The Long Journey Back
by Mama Kelly at A Blog of Two Witches
A 3,261 word short story rated PG-13.

While this story is a work of fiction, elements of the abuse are inspired by real life events.


Leprechaun Love
by Charmaine Frost at Reason and Rhyme
A 3,403 word short story rated PG-13.

A painfully shy new employee lifts the fortunes of a dating service.






This concludes the sixty-fifth Storyblogging Carnival.

If you'd like to take part in a future carnival, please contact me. I am also looking for hosts. Other carnivals can be found here.

The Storyblogging Carnival can be found at The Truth Laid Bear's ÜberCarnival.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Limerick contest
Madeleine Kane is having a limerick contest. If you have, or think you can write, a limerick about spring, and you're interested in cash prizes, why don't you have a look? The deadline's the first day of spring, so you don't have much time.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Faithful are the wounds of a Friend
What's this? A post other than a Webcomic Update or a Storyblogging Carnival? Well, last night I gave a talk for our Thursday night homeless ministry, and I thought I'd share it here. It turned out fairly well. Of course, technically this isn't the version I actually shared. As is usual in these cases, I had everything written out, but I set it aside and winged it when the time came to speak. This version is what I would have said if I had actually said what I initially wrote.

In case you're skeptical, I will say that the story is true, and I've recounted it as faithfully as I could. Which is not to say that I'm 100% certain all the details are correct.


“Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful.” That’s from Proverbs 27:6. A more modern interpretation might be “A friend’s criticisms are for our own good, but an enemy’s flattery only hurts.”

Back when I was in school, I had this bear of a senior project I had to do. I remember staying in the lab until two or three in the morning pretty much every night for months on end, trying to get this robot I had built to work. It did, too. I was proud of the work I had done, about how well it did its job. Then came the day of the demonstration: its performance that day would decide whether I passed or failed my class. I hadn’t gotten any sleep the night before, making sure it would work. So I placed my robot on the table and told it to retrieve the little metal balls, and for some reason, it failed. It did terrible that day, dying the first two trial runs. The third run, it finally managed to do what it was supposed to, which was just enough for me to eke out a passing grade in the class. Barely.

I was devastated. I had worked so hard, sacrificed so much, and for some reason—what seemed to me to be merest chance—I had done terrible. I went home, and lay down in bed, trying to get some sleep. There was a knock at my door just a moment later.

Grumpy, not wanting to deal with anyone, I opened the door to find my roommate standing there. He had heard me come in, and had deduced, probably from all my foot-stomping and door-slamming, that I was upset. He asked me if I wanted to talk about it.

The last thing I wanted to do was talk about it. Whenever I’m upset, I need time alone. And right then, I was exhausted… I needed to sleep. So I snapped at him. I’m not sure what I said exactly, aside from telling him to leave me alone and let me sleep. I do remember what he said to me, though. He told me that he was trying to be compassionate. That that was what real Christianity was about, not about knowing a lot of stuff.

I’m not sure whether he stalked off before I managed to slam the door in his face or not.

I couldn’t believe it. Had my roommate just accused me of not being a real Christian? After all, I was the one with the reputation for knowing a lot of stuff, for being knowledgeable about the Bible, knowing the details of archeology and history and religion. And here I was, depressed, miserable, and exhausted, and my roommate was being “compassionate” by telling me I wasn’t a real Christian. It was ridiculous. He was being hypocritical. I had some nasty things I could say about his faith. But, this small nagging voice insisted, what if he was right?

I wasn’t really doubting my salvation. What I was doubting was whether I was acting like a Christian. And the simple truth is that I wasn’t.

I had always been introverted, but while I’d been working on this project, I’d become positively reclusive. I had neglected everything else for this: my church, my friends, my spiritual life. What compassion I had—and I was far from the most compassionate person in the world—had been shunted aside, along with whatever sense of responsibility I had to my friends, my family, my classmates. If ever there was a time in my life when I had not acted like a Christian, this was it. Maybe the failure at the end hadn’t been merest chance, but God’s way of getting my attention.

So I did the only thing I could do: I prayed for forgiveness. I asked God to help me rebuild those relationships that I had let waste away, to restore me to a right relationship with him, and to not let me ever again sacrifice those things on the altar of the all-consuming project. And once I’d done that, I was finally, blessedly able to sleep.

My roommate later apologized for his words. Maybe he should have: I can’t judge the attitude of heart with which he spoke. I also apologized for mine. The simple truth, though, is that I needed to hear those words. I needed them much more than any comforting words he might have spoken. Despite my initial, angry reaction, I had received precious correction.

We all like to hear nice things said about ourselves. Flattery is something we all respond to. And because our friends like to hear nice things too, we like to say nice things to them. It makes our friends happy, it makes them like us more, and it encourages them to say nice things about us. Unfortunately, it’s usually what they, and we, need least.

The truth hurts, but when we’re doing something wrong, when we’re harming ourselves and others, we need to hear the truth. Human beings are very good at lying to themselves: they don’t need help from their friends. Nor do they need their friends talking about them behind their back. We always prefer gossiping to confrontation, because gossiping is easy, and confrontation is hard. Yet when we gossip about someone, we’re demonstrating that we know someone has a problem, but we don’t respect them enough to be honest with them. Instead, we go behind their back and find someone else to talk to.

I’m not saying you should be harsh. Given the choice, I think we all prefer gentle words. But harsh truth is better than gentle lies, and true friends speak truth. Better are the criticisms of a friend than the flattery of an enemy.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Aylee's trail of destruction does not go unnoticed. The military is out to get her now, with the approval of the president. The actual president isn't shown, so I don't know if it's supposed to be Bush or some fictional character, although you gotta love any president who has Darth Vader as an adviser and renames his departments "Shoot First" and "Ask Questions Later."

Day by Day — Well, I guess if you're going to get married at the Vegas airport, having a female Elvis impersonator do it is pretty much required. Damon offers some advice for sex games to the happy newlyweds, although his ideas just show that he needs some time away from politics.

Scary Go Round — The witch gives Shelley some advice: she needs to go to the old gods for help. Unfortunately, she demands Amy as a hostage while she does so. So Shelley gathers together her best friends (including Esther and the Boy) to help save the world. I'm wondering how this particular world ending calamity compares with the one that Bob is up to, as it seems as though Ralph is planning something different. They do seem destined to cross, though.

Dominic Deegan — So Neilen uses his magic to try to break up Luna and Dominic, huh? Fortunately, Luna and Dominic both are too smart for him. I'm not so sure what they'll do to him as punishment for his attempt.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — So Stanny's cheating in his fight with Mike. Well, what do you expect? Of course, Mike's also knows how to take advantage of his enemy's weaknesses. Too bad he doesn't have a proper appreciation for his enemy's strengths.

Schlock Mercenary — The mercenaries manage to get their flying taxi going, but they don't get far before they run out of fuel. Plus there's the homing beacon. Long story short, the taxi plummets from the sky, and Schlock grabs hold of everyone and uses his plasma canon as a rocket to bring them in... well, I somewhat doubt it will be gently. All right, I admit, I've already seen the landing, and I know it won't be gently.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Now accepting submissions for Storyblogging Carnival LXVI
Since I've been too lazy to look for new hosts, I'll be hosting the next Storyblogging Carnival, the sixty-sixth for those who've lost count, here at Back of the Envelope, once again proving that procrastinating just means you end up with more work to do. If you use your blog to share your fiction, then the Storyblogging Carnival is your opportunity. Here we host any and all forms of storytelling in blog format. If you're curious about what this looks like, have a look at some examples of previous storyblogging carnivals. This next carnival will be going up March 19th.

If you'd like to participate, please e-mail your story submissions to me at dscrank-at-alum-dot-mit-dot-edu (or post in my comments), including the following information:
  • Name of your blog
  • URL of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • URL for the blog entry where the story is posted
  • (OPTIONAL) Author's name
  • (OPTIONAL) A suggested rating for adult content (G, PG, PG-13, R)
  • A word count
  • A short blurb describing the story

The post may be of any age, from a week old to years old. The submission deadline is 11:59 PM Eastern time on Saturday, March 17th. More detailed information follows (same as always):
  1. The story or excerpt submitted must be posted on-line as a blog entry, and while fiction is preferred, non-fiction storytelling is acceptable.
  2. The story can be any length, but the Carnival will list them in order of length, from shortest to longest, and include a word count for each one.
  3. You may either send a complete story, a story in progress, or a lengthy excerpt. You should indicate the word count for both the excerpt and the complete story in the submission, and you should say how the reader can find more of the story in the post itself.
  4. If the story spans multiple posts, each post should contain a link to the beginning of the story, and a link to the next post. You may submit the whole story, the first post, or, if you've previously submitted earlier posts to the Carnival, the next post which you have not submitted. Please indicate the length of the entire story, as well as the portion which you are submitting.
  5. The host has sole discretion to decide whether the story will be included or not, or whether to indicate that the story has pornographic or graphically violent content. The ratings for the story will be decided by the host. I expect I'll be pretty lenient on that sort of thing, but I have some limits, and others may draw the line elsewhere. Aside from noting potentially offensive content, while I may say nice things about stories I like, I won't be panning anyone's work. I expect other hosts to be similarly polite.
  6. The story may be the blogger's own or posted with permission, but if it is not his own work he should gain permission from the author before submitting to the Carnival.

If you'd like to be added to the e-mail list, please let me know. Finally, I appreciate folks promoting the carnival on their own blogs, and I'm always looking for bloggers willing to host future carnivals.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Wow, Aylee's new form is even more destructive than her last one. She destroys a bunch of houses while trying to hide. Of course, it's somewhat hard to hide someone as big as a mountain, who then loudly proclaims that she is a volcano. Of course, she's able to take advantage of the fact that some people will blame anything on global warming.

Day by Day — Sam's pregnant? Wow. I thought she didn't want kids. It's a shame that Zed's been recalled to active duty doing Army PR (with a little help from Jan, of all people). They decide a Vegas wedding is a necessity.

Scary Go Round — When Esther attacks Erin due to their competition over Principal Bob, her friends, and a few of her less friendly acquaintances, tackle her and take her to see... hmm, I don't really know who the old guy ranting about sirens is. Amy and Shelley, concerned for Monty, soon discover that Ryan told Ralph about him, which is probably a mistake. Ralph's the one who raised Shelley from the dead. Amy suggests that when you have trouble with Satanists, you should go see a witch.

Dominic Deegan — Runcible and Cassafin would both make fine headmasters. The other applicants whom the current headmistress interviews... not so much. Melna and Luna seem to be getting along fairly well, with Luna helping her work through her attraction to Stonewater. Too bad Neilen seems intent on using that to break up Luna and Dominic.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — So Mike was actually trying to let April down gently. Too bad that didn't work out, what with Satan manipulating him. Mike's all ready for a fight with Stanny, but will he fight fair?

Schlock Mercenary — Just when it looks like all hope is lost and the mercenaries are going to die, or be ransomed, Schlock shows up. They never check the air vents. The mercs are on the run, but rather than a tank, it looks like the best they can find is a partially dismantled taxi.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Storyblogging Carnival LXV
Welcome to the sixty-fifth Storyblogging Carnival. We had five entries this time, one from a new authors. I didn't have a lot of time to put into this one, since I'm gone for today and had to get up really early. Still, I'm sure the authors put plenty of work into it, so enjoy.


Plates of Meat
by 100 Words of The Centurion Diaries
A 100 word brief story rated G.

A shoe story.

[Although I normally reject submissions that don't include a blurb, I let this one slide since it was so short... plus, we were short on stories this week. -DSC]


Steaming
by Andrew Ian Dodge of Dodgeblogium
A 100 word brief story rated R.

100 words of steaming... er.


Mist Magic 22 (Beginning)
by Dave Gudeman at Doc Rampage
The next 271 words of a 7,000 word story in progress rated PG.

In which I learn the origins of the story of the Minotaur.


Thag not got milk!
by Mark Rayner of The Skwib
A 600 word brief story rated PG.

The latest chapter in the humorous saga of Thag — prehistoric everyman — in which he learns about milk, and asks the Elder's council to let him go learn to make beer.


Surmounting Marriage
by Madeleine Begun Kane at Madkane's Humor Blog
A 700 word brief story rated PG.

What happens when a couple who has no business mountain climbing, does it anyway.






This concludes the sixty-fifth Storyblogging Carnival.

If you'd like to take part in a future carnival, please contact me. I am also looking for hosts. Other carnivals can be found here.

The Storyblogging Carnival can be found at The Truth Laid Bear's ÜberCarnival.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

A little statistics and the tomb of Jesus
Have you been following the story of the Tomb of Jesus? I haven't been following it in detail, I'll admit, just reading the odd blog post here and there. What I'm finding, however, is that a lot is being read into a rather crude back-of-the-envelope calculation, one which I'm fairly certain is wrong. Let's put this in perspective.

In a tomb discovered near Jerusalem, there are a number of ossuaries (bone boxes), inscribed with names. This is nothing unusual. Something on the order of a thousand tombs have been discovered in the area. The archeology based on them tells us a lot about the naming conventions in 1st century Judea. This particular tomb, however, contains ossuaries inscribed with the names Yeshua bar Yehosef (Jesus son of Joseph), Yose (an abbreviated form of Joseph), Maria (Mary), and Mariamne (an odd form of Mary). There were also the names Matia (Matthew) and Judah the son of Jesus. Now, all of these were very common names in 1st century Judea. So common, in fact, that 1 out of every 190 men were named Jesus the son of Joseph. Now James Cameron has produced a documentary, arguing that although the names were common, the odds of finding this particular combination of names in one tomb are so miniscule, that this must be the family tomb of the Jesus in the gospels. To support his argument, there's the aforementioned "back-of-the-envelope calculation." With a blog called "Back of the Envelope," I am, as you'd imagine, all for back-of-the-envelope calculations, especially the crude kind. However, I do think that if you're a world-class statistician putting your reputation on the line for a high-publicity documentary purporting to disprove the world's largest religion, you ought to maybe put a mite more effort into it. So let's take a look at the calculation involved, conveniently transcribed from the documentary's flash website by StatGuy:
Click on “Enter the Tomb”, immediately above tomb photo. When the next page has loaded, click on “Supporting Evidence” at the bottom right of the main window. When the next page has loaded, click on “Statistical Evidence”, the fourth item in the list to the left of the main text.

This is the full text:

Statistics Overview

Dr Andrey Feuerverger, Professor of statistics & mathematics at the University of Toronto, has concluded A [sic] high statistical probability that the Talpiot tomb is the Jesus Family tomb.

In a study, Feuerverger examined the cluster of names in the tomb.

This involved multiplying the instances that each name appeared during that time period with the instances of every other name.

To be conservative, he then divided the number by the statistical standard of 4 (or 25%) to allow for unintentional biases in the historical sources.

He then further divided the results by 1,000 to account for all tombs that may have existed in First Century Jerusalem.

Taking into account the chances that these names would be clustered together in a family tomb, this statistical study concludes that the odds — on the most conservative basis — are 600 to 1 in favor of this being the JESUS FAMILY TOMB. A statistical probability of 600 to 1 means that this conclusion works 599 times out of 600.

Statistics Tables

Frequency of names:
Jesus Son of Joseph: 1 in 190
Mariamne: 1 in 160
Matia: 1 in 40
Yose: 1 in 20
Maria: 1 in 4

Initial Computation: 1/190 x 1/160 x 1/40 x 1/20 x 1/4 = 1/97,280,000

Second Computation: Eliminating Matia since he is not explicatively [sic] mentioned in the Gospels:
1/190 x 1/160 x 1/20 x 1/4 = 1/2,400,000

Third Computation: Adjusting for unintentional biases in the historical sources:
2,400,000 / 4 = 600,000

Fourth Computation: Adjust for all possible First Century Jerusalem Tombs:
600,000 / 1,000 = 600

Probability Factor = 600 to 1

There are a number of problems with this.

First, much is made that Mariamne is a distinctive form of Mary referring to Mary Magdalene, and that Mary Magdalene was the wife of Jesus. Unfortunately for the documentary, this particular belief in the marriage of Jesus and Mary Magdalene has no ancient pedigree. It can't be traced back to the gospels, or any of the early Christian writings or traditions. Not even the Gnostic gospels, such as the third century Gospel of Phillip, which is often cited by supporters of this belief, specifically make that claim. In fact, it seems to be an entirely modern invention dating back to the pseudohistorical book "The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail." It's also highly unlikely that Mariamne is, in fact, a distinctive name for Mary Magdalene. The gospels always use Maria or Mariam, and the use of Mariamne, as a variant of the Hellenized form Mariamme, doesn't appear until the Gnostic gospels in the late second century, and even there it doesn't appear to be a unique name for Mary Magdalene. Further, the name on the tomb is not Mariamne, but Mariamenou, which Richard Bauckham convincingly argues has a very different etymology.

The second may be a simple misunderstanding on my part, but several references point out that Yose is an abbreviated form of Joseph. If that is the case, is there good reason to believe that the Joseph that Jesus is the son of is not Yose? If that’s the case, the presence of Yose is most definitely not an independent variable, and should not be included in the probability calculation. Finding Joseph, Jesus the son of Joseph, and Judah the son of Jesus all in the same family tomb really only gives us one independent variable, Jesus son of Joseph, to connect to the Jesus of the Bible. Now, it is true that Jesus's brother was referred to as Yose in the gospels, so it may be argued that it is unlikely that Yose and Joseph are the same person. However, they are still related names, and having a Yose and a Joseph in the same family are still not independent probabilities.

That, however, is archeology, genealogy, and etymology, and I promised you a little statistics. In this analysis, I'll continue to include the names Yose and Mariamne, despite the aforementioned problems with them. You'll have to bear with me, as I explain the problems with the back of the envelope calculation above, but the basic problem is that the expert, Dr. Feuerverger, treats as a permutation what should really be a combination. Okay, those terms are not entirely mathematically precise here, but let me try to explain:



If you read the hidden explanation (hidden mainly because it's pretty long), I think you see where this is going. If not, well, the bottom line is that Dr. Feuerverger's calculation gives the correct result for computing the odds that a man named Jesus son of Joseph has a mother named Maria, a brother named Yose, and a wife named Mariamne, respectively, whereas the archaeological find doesn't indicate what their relationship is. The proper way of formulating the question is if four people, at random, are buried together, what are the odds that their names would be Jesus son of Joseph, Maria, Yose, and Mariamne, which is the odds calculated by Dr. Feuerverger (1/2,400,000), divided by 2^4, and multiplied by 24 (4*3*2). Wait a moment, you say. Where does the 2^4 come from? That's a normalization, assuming that there's a 50% chance the person is male and a 50% chance that the person is female. In this formulation, you only improve the odds slightly, to (1/1,600,000). Ah, but I'm not done yet. You see, there were more than four ossuaries there: there were at least six, probably ten, and possibly as many as thirty-five. Now the odds start to look better. With six, the odds of finding this combination of names is 1/107,000, with 10, it's 1/7,600, and with 35, it's 1/31. Updated: However, the approximation I'm using (that there are no repeated names requiring the removal of duplicates) begins to break down as the number of names get higher (and it becomes pretty unlikely for there to be no more than one Mary). It's accurate with 10, but doesn't work with 35. See the update below for another method, which does work. End of update

Now, if you want to prove something, show me that these people are connected in the way proposed by this presentation. Then, the odds start to work out the way they suggest.

Update: Okay, I've corrected a math error in the work above. The 1/31 probability is just too high. It's a result of my assuming that I wouldn't have to account for duplicate names, when one name, particularly Maria, is just too common for that to work. When the number of names from the tomb is small, it works fine, but as it gets bigger, so do the odds of another Maria in the works, thus creating duplicate permutations that need to be removed. You can see this by the fact that if the number of bodies increases, say to a thousand, the probability of the tomb having all four names becomes greater than one, which is impossible.

So, let's approach this a different way. This is also approximate, but this approximation becomes more accurate as the number of names becomes larger, rather than smaller. Let's start with ten Jewish names selected at random. What is the probability that there is at least one Maria among them? Hmm, that's a lot of permutations to list... but, you can find the probability that there are no Marias pretty easily. The probability of a random individual being named Maria is 1/8, so the probability of an individual not being named Maria is 7/8. Now, the probability that ten such individuals have no Marias among them is (7/8)^10. So, the odds that at least one is named Maria is 1-(7/8)^10.

So let's list them:

At least 1 Maria: 3/4
At least 1 Mariamne: 1/32
At least 1 Jesus son of Joseph: 1/38
At least 1 Yose: 2/9

So, for ten names, you get a 1/7,600 chance of a tomb having all four of the significant names, which is the same result we got with the other technique. However, if you have thirty-five names on your ossuaries, you get a different set of odds:

At least 1 Maria: 99/100
At least 1 Mariamne: 1/10
At least 1 Jesus son of Joseph: 1/11
At least 1 Yose: 3/5

This gives a tomb with thirty-five names a 1/188 chance of having all four significant names. So there's a difference of a factor of six from the other method.

I'll finish up by noting that although both techniques are correct, they're both approximate. (What do you expect from a blog named "Back of the Envelope"?) The second technique works better for a larger set of names, while the first works better for a smaller set of names. They give similar results around ten.