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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Next Storyblogging Carnival
Andrew Ian Dodge will be hosting the next Storyblogging Carnival at Dodgeblogium. You can send your submissions to him at lagwolf-at-gmail-dot-com. I'll post more info once he sends out the announcement, but you can bet that he'll require the usual information:
  • Name of your blog
  • URL of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • URL for the blog entry where the story is posted
  • (OPTIONAL) Author's name
  • (OPTIONAL) A suggested rating for adult content (G, PG, PG-13, R)
  • A word count
  • A short blurb describing the story

You can also be sure that the entries will be due sometime this weekend.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Oasis is dead! Again. Anyway, it looks like Nash really is a Canadian assassin. He's also really, really good. He figures out who's responsible, takes down Oasis from a distance, then collects the body for payment. Which means that now is the perfect time to find out whether MOT (Multiple Oasis Theories) or SOT (Single Oasis Theories) is correct. By which I mean that this is the first time we've actually had a body on hand when Oasis comes back to life, which I figure will happen soon, and we'll see whether she comes back in the previous body, or whether it's a different body. Unless Pete does something sneaky, that is.

Day by Day — Sam gets Zed to wear a really Spartan outfit for Halloween, setting off all kinds of jokes. Of course, she's not wearing much either.

Scary Go Round — Amnesiac Ryan and his mates sneak out, where they'd bump into Amy if she were paying attention. It's not for no reason that Shelley and Fallon decided to leave her behind as they hunt for the missing Ryan. Fallon's methods are pretty effective, though.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — April continues to sabotage Marsha's beauty, which earns her an earful from her Imaginary Floating Wiser Self. Now she's saying that she can't stop. I wonder what she means.

Dominic Deegan — Bumper decides to help out the side of good, and enlists Luna to help foil Urban Eddie's schemes. Unfortunately, one of Eddie's henchmen spots him despite his disguise, which means that Stunt will pay the price.

Schlock Mercenary — Well, after numerous attempts, Kevyn finally apologizes to Elf, and soon they're dating. Interesting. I've decided that Kevyn's flashback is a true flashback, and not merely a near death experience symbolic thing. Otherwise, we'd be wasting a lot of time on nothing important.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Investigating the AI Church
Old Post: If you don't remember it, here's my old post on the "Church of Artificial Intelligence."

It turns out that I'm not the only one to be getting comments about The Church of Artificial Intelligence. It looks like someone is going through the effort to track down this strange "religion." He hasn't posted anything about his discoveries on his blog yet, as far as I can tell.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Same sex marriage in New Jersey
And yet another State Supreme Court tells another State Legislature to rewrite the laws to allow gay marriage. I'm still waiting for the day when the Legislature impeaches the Court for overstepping their constitutional authority, but it doesn't look like that will happen.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Road annoyance
I won't call it rage, since it didn't quite reach that level, but it did get me rather annoyed. I was stopped at the exit to my community, which is essentially a T intersection with a light, so that the car leaving the intersection may turn either left or right on the (extremely short) green light. I needed to turn left, so I was as far over as I could get (which wasn't very far--it's not two lanes, although you can squeeze one car turning left and one turning right side by side, and I was far enough over that that could happen) with left turn signal on. Unfortunately, while I was waiting for the light to turn green, a school bus pulled up on the left branch of the road and stopped at the intersection to load kids. The light turns green, but obviously I can't go. If I had been making a right turn, maybe I could--I've checked and the laws seem vague--but I needed to make a left turn. If I were already in that lane, I'd have to stop, so it's clear that I can't cross the bus's path to get in that lane. Besides, we would all stop and wait for the bus back before the light was added. Nevertheless, because there's a light now, people start honking at me. That's annoying, and I want to roll down the window and shout at them that there's a bus there. However, I reason that most of them can't see the bus, but can see the light, so they have no idea why I'm just sitting there despite it (though they should: the bus gets there at the same time every morning). Eventually the light turns red for us, the people behind me give up on their honking, and the bus finishes loading kids and moves on. Now the people behind me can see the bus pass, and I assume most of them are smart enough to figure it out and feel a bit ashamed at their behavior. We get the green light again and I go. And here comes the really annoying part: the person immediately behind me, who should have been able to see the bus, tails me and honks at me until we reach the next intersection, where the light is red. Then he moves to the next lane and inches into the middle of the crosswalk, apparently to make sure he can be ahead of me when the light turns green. Uh... okay, I think. No one can be that much of an idiot. When I get to work, which is pretty close, I check my car to see if there were some other reason he was honking at me. Was my turn signal not working? My brake lights? Anything to explain why he was honking at me aside from complete ignorance of traffic laws? Nothing I can see.

I hate driving in Boston.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Storyblogging Carnival LVI is online
Mark Rayner has the latest Storyblogging Carnival up at his website. There are seven stories this time, plus lots of quotes. Have a look.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Torg and Riff are back! Well, technically they never went anywhere, but we finally find out what they've discovered about Orsintos Research. And after wandering around in the sewers for a while, they find a research center which is trying to weaponize ghosts. Now that's interesting.

Day by Day — Television telepathy and feminine mind control wrap out a week of eye candy, plus Lynne Stewart, James Baker, and media imbalance. And then Damon tries to kills hornets, without complete success and very little support.

Scary Go Round — Fallon escapes from her forced retirement and finds Shelley and Amy. She decides to help them find Ryan, who's been lost for a long time. The Satanic nuns are "helping" him, apparently by giving him amnesia and turning him into a fishman.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — Blue's taken Dave shopping, despite his protests. Dave doesn't like his girlfriend buying him stuff, but it's pretty obvious that she's rich and he's poor. When faced with the sunflowers and memories of Margaret, however, Dave digs in his heels. Meanwhile, April's trying to beat Marsha's looks, but her attempts at sabotage keep failing.

Dominic Deegan — Bumper nearly lets his true allegiance slip to Luna, but quickly recovers. When Stunt pulls a crazy one, however, he sees through it to Urban Eddie's true intentions, and now he has to really choose sides.

Schlock Mercenary — Kevyn lets Elf use the fabber, yielding to threats of violence, and she produces a brilliant communication system for his suit. He now needs to apologize for not believing in her earlier, but that may be tricky to accomplish.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

The History of the Domini: Part III
The Rest of the Story: The rest of The History of the Domini can be found here.

This is the third part of Randall Aurelius's unpublished draft of The History of the Domini. Randall did his best to be honest in his portrayal of all involved. Thus he avoided showing the humans or the Shades in too favorable a light. Indeed, that our entire history revolves around those who decided to run rather than fight in the earliest days is something that many Domini do their best to gloss over.


The History of the Domini
by Randall Aurelius


Part III: The Amaranthine

To humans, a hundred years is three to four generations. Events that happened that far back are no more than legends to people without written histories. To the Malwer, it was just enough time to prepare the means to avenge themselves on their escaped slaves. By that time, the humans who had fled the Malwer had lost all contact with those who remained behind to fight. The communication had slowed to a trickle over the years, stories of a distant war that most of the newly free humans did not believe was worth fighting. When it finally stopped, there was some worry, but a few years passed and the worries ceased.

The free humans were focused on the business of surviving and building farms and communities in the previously uninhabited land rather than on the distant, mostly forgotten threat of the Malwer. The Shades among them were likewise occupied with building their cloistered communities and finding recruits among the other humans. Over time, methods of recruiting were developed to take young men with the ability while minimizing the trauma to him or his community, but in the process the Shades became more and more isolated from the rest of humanity. Some preferred reclusiveness, while others used their power to try to force people to serve them. Occasionally, Shade communities of differing philosophies would clash, but these were mere skirmishes compared to the later wars.

The Malwer would have overwhelmed humanity when they finally came upon them in force, if not for the Amaranthine. The Amaranthine are nearly as great a mystery as the Malwer. They lacked the Malwer’s ability with magic (although there were a few among them, called wizards, who had powerful magical abilities), but they were similarly long-lived, and they knew a great deal about the Malwer, whom they held a bitter grudge against for unknown reasons. They looked nearly human, although with odd coloring and strange characteristics. Many today say they were related to the Kawyr, although they regarded humans with more sympathy than the cold Kawyr ever could. When the Amaranthine first came, warning that the Malwer were coming with a large force of creatures which no one had ever heard of, no one knew what to make of them, including the Shades. Just a few messengers came at first, but soon it became clear that there was a mass migration of the Amaranthine, women and children along with men, fleeing from something. Although many took their warnings seriously, a few saw them as interlopers. The Shades themselves were divided, and many of the communities forbade the Amaranthine from entering areas under their control. There were a few skirmishes, but no widespread conflict, and eventually the Amaranthine settled just outside the human areas. They continued to warn of brutish, violent creatures behind them, but the humans saw no reason to take their warnings seriously, until the Orcs came.

There were, in fact, creatures of two types in the initial invasion: Orcs and Goblins. Orcs are roughly as tall as humans, but more muscular. While most of them are not very intelligent, the commanders of their armies are as smart as we are. There were no warlocks or witches among them at this time. Goblins are smaller, uglier, and stupider. The humans had little chance against the invaders. In the hundred years they had been free, there had been no wars more serious than a skirmish, and no human community had formed anything resembling an army. The Shades fared little better. They too had only skirmished, and they had developed little magic capable of facing armies. While the goblins were less an army than an unruly mob, forced to fight by their Orc masters, the Orcs showed a surprising grasp of tactics and strategy, even though their forces were lacking in discipline. And if what the Amaranthine said was true, the Malwer were the ones truly behind the attack. They had recruited the Orcs to carry out their vengeance on the humans.

Fortunately for the humans, the Amaranthine had been fighting Orcs for years, and they lent their aid against them. It was not enough, though, as the Amaranthine were few in number, and their wizards were even fewer. Humanity was forced to retreat from their attackers, driven towards the sea in a narrowing strip of land as the Orcs laid claim to the countryside. In desperation, the Shades and the wizards pooled their abilities, and performed an act of magic unlike any seen before or since. They called the First Legion.


This is the latest 755 words of a 2,195 word short story in progress.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Richard Powers
David Long of Faith*in*Fiction gives Richard Powers some love. I've never read Richard Powers, but I'll always remember him since he beat me to a story idea with his novel Galatea 2.2. Well, technically, that's not true. I wrote my short story, Galatea, a straightforward retelling of the myth in modern terms, using a neural network computer to create the perfect woman, in 1990, and submitted it to the county-wide Write Now! contest in Chesterfield county, Virginia. The story won the contest, and I've since rewritten it a couple of times, looking for an opportunity to publish it properly. Unfortunately, in 1995, Richard Powers published Galatea 2.2, which forever ruined the novelty of my story, making the odds of getting it published much longer. My mother remains convinced that Mr. Powers stole the concept from me, and although I suppose it's possible he might have read my story, I don't think the odds are all that high. Besides, merging neural networks with the myth of Galatea is just too obvious an idea for anyone to claim ownership of it, and I think that the stories which we derived from the idea were very different.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Brilliant webcomic!
Aside from my Weekly Webcomic Update, I sometimes enjoy pointing out particularly brilliant comics, both the series and the single instances. This, for example, is a guest comic drawn by David Willis, of Roomies and It's Walky! fame (a former member of the Weekly Webcomic Update) for Rob and Elliot. It is, in a word, hysterical. You don't have to know much about Roomies! or Rob and Elliot to appreciate it, but it's all the funnier if you do.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Upcoming Storyblogging Carnival
The next Storyblogging Carnival will be hosted by Mark Rayner at The Skwib. If you'd like to participate, please send your entry to him at author-at-markarayner-dot-com with the following information:
  • Name of your blog
  • URL of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • URL for the blog entry where the story is posted
  • (OPTIONAL) Author's name
  • (OPTIONAL) A suggested rating for adult content (G, PG, PG-13, R)
  • A word count
  • A short blurb describing the story

Entries are due by the end of the day on Saturday, October 21st.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — With Lupae's help, the tenacious reporter manages to track down Kareen, and finds the bodies she's been hiding from Oasis's killing sprees. Unfortunately, it turns out that our reporter friend isn't really a reporter or a friend. I'm thinking either Canadian assassin or Hereticorp agent.

Day by Day — Reuters and Air America get some mockery, as do Iraq casualty counts, Islamic cab drivers, and North Korea. Chris finds time to pay tribute to the troops, though.

Scary Go Round — Fallon uses her feminine wiles to woo Jack Frost, giving Shelley the opportunity she needs to smash the snow machine. The snow quickly melts.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — Only two comics this week, but the important thing is that Diana and Paul are helping Marsha with her disastrous Zebra tan, while April's telling her that nothing is wrong. Of course, April's the cause of it in the first place.

Dominic Deegan — Bumper's in over his head, and so's Stunt. Urban Eddie is about to take over the town--beginning by molesting shopkeepers and their families--Luna and company are planning to stop them, and Bumper's stuck in the middle. So's Stunt, though he doesn't realize it.

Schlock Mercenary — Kevyn still seems to be hallucinating. He's dreaming that Elf has been promoted to commander, so the two of them can date. Unfortunately, he has a slight ego problem, and his suits aren't exactly user friendly.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

It's a scary time.
North Korea detonating nukes, Iran trying to get them, terrorists looking for a chance to use them against us. Some people think that it's not a case of if, but when, an American city will be struck by a nuclear weapon. Most people don't worry about it, though. I wonder why.

I know why I'm not overly worried, as I explained in this post on asteroid strikes, but not everyone shares my faith. Is everyone just so confident in God (whatever version they believe in), or are we overly complacent?

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Storyblogging Carnival LV
It's a little bit late, but this week's Storyblogging Carnilval is now online. Six stories this time, half of them from new authors. Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Storyblogging Carnival coming up
The latest Storyblogging Carnival should be up at Doc Rampage right now. Unfortunately, it wasn't there when I put together this post at 9:52 pm last night, but I'm confident it will be there when the post goes up at 9:52 am on Tuesday. Right, Doc?

Monday, October 9, 2006

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Just when the reporter's about to give up, he runs into someone who's willing to give him the whole story on a silver platter--and sleep with him too.

Day by Day — All sorts of wedding planning going on for Zed's and Sam's. Of course, this brings up all sorts of opportunities for the usual men and women jokes, not to mention engineer jokes. It's amazing that there's still room for the occasional political joke.

Scary Go Round — So Shelley gets Fallon to help her out in her snow emergency. Fallon, given her spy experience, is the sort of person you call in an emergency, providing it requires tracking down and beating people.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — Margaret gives Mike some harsh advice concerning April. I agree that something has to be done. Kicking her out might work, but it might also gives Hornhead an opportunity.

Dominic Deegan — Bumper helps to save the elemental, protecting Sparks and Luna in the process. Urban Eddy decides that stopping the explosion was a good idea, since killing Luna would have led to all sorts of trouble, but he orders Bumper beaten, so it doesn't look like they've gone soft on their inside man. And to prevent Bumper from defecting for real, Stunt's being held hostage.

Schlock Mercenary — We return to the present to find Kevyn being buried while he hallucinates. It turns out that he has nanites which preserve his brain in case of a lack of oxygen to his brain (such as from having his throat torn out by a jungle cat). Unfortunately, his friends don't seem to realize that.

Thursday, October 5, 2006

Just got back
I just got back from a trip to New York over the last two days, if you're wondering where the blogging's gone. I still have a couple of ideas I want to post about, if I get a chance, but it'll probably wait until tomorrow.

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Next Storyblogging Carnival is coming up
The next Storyblogging Carnival will be hosting by Doc at Doc Rampage. This will be Storyblogging Carnival LV, (55 for the Roman numeral impaired). Get your entries to him at docrampage@gmail.com, and be sure to include the following information:
  • Name of your blog
  • URL of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • URL for the blog entry where the story is posted
  • (OPTIONAL) Author's name
  • (OPTIONAL) A suggested rating for adult content (G, PG, PG-13, R)
  • A word count
  • A short blurb describing the story

Entries are due by Saturday, October 7th, at midnight.

Monday, October 2, 2006

White and Nerdy
Ah, the sounds of Weird Al Yankovich. This is beautiful (Hat tip to View from a Pew).

If you want to know what the equation is in the background, it's actually Schrödinger's equation, the equation governing all of quantum mechanics. In this case, though, it's a specific form of Schrödinger's, referring to an electron in the potential of a proton--the Hydrogen atom. It'll give you the orbitals of an electron. I have in fact solved this equation before. It's a bear, but the results are pretty cool.

Hah, how's that for nerdy!
Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Well, not quite Riff and Torg, but at least we're back to Oasis. She just doesn't handle cute stuff well. The reporter who's trying to track down the story on her is getting quite a beating from the police.

Day by Day — Gary Hart's conspiracy theories, Olbermann's yapping, NIE follies, Malkin and Ham--none of that's as much fun as the normal interaction. The sounds of middle age and Zed's intellectual deficiencies are the best parts.

Scary Go Round — Fallon's hanging out at the retired spy home, but then John runs an old story where Shelley wishes for snow. As usual with wishes, she gets more than she bargains for.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — Roger's begging for forgiveness from Diana, Dave and Blue are parasailing (although Dave's too terrified to really enjoy it), and April pawns off some out-of-date suntan lotion on Marsha. Somebody whack April with a cluestick already! Or maybe that should be a nice stick.

Dominic Deegan — So Dominic and Luna have an Earth Elemental building their home. It's slower than conjuring, but it's higher quality. Unfortunately, the new gang Stunt's invited to town sees the Elemental as a treasure chest, and they're willing to kill it to find the gems inside.

Schlock Mercenary — Back in flashback mode, Schlock joins Kevyn on board the freight hauler. Not such a good idea, as the freighter's the decoy from the frigate inside the huge container. They might just get shot at. Ooops. Scratch the might.