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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Storyblogging Carnival XLIII is here
This is late, but the most recent carnival is at Cagey Mind.

And yes, I'm still around, and so is the blog. I've been travelling most days and working twelve hour days when I'm not. It's hard work, but I'm enjoying it.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Long week
It's been a busy week with a lot of travel and a lot of work. I'm afraid I've let the blog slide. However, if this next week goes well, things should calm down for a bit. I hope. Dang, I still have a lot of writing to do. I'm now almost two months behind on revising Eyes. Some of that is lack of inspiration, but I think I might have more of that if I worked at it.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Out of town
I'm out of town today, so I don't have much in the way of blogging for you.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Storyblogging Carnival XLIII is coming up
Kevin Griffith is hosting the next Storyblogging Carnival at Cagey Mind. If you'd like to submit an entry, send it to him at kjgriffith16-at-aol-dot-com:
  • The name of your blog
  • The url of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • The story’s permlink
  • Your name, or at least what you post as
  • A suggested rating
  • Word Count
  • A short blurb describing your story

He'll accept entries up to noon on Sunday, April 23rd. He has more details at his website.

A long time ago, I offered to host the work of anyone who wanted to participate in the carnival but didn't have their own blog. No one took me up on that until recently. Now I need to think a bit more seriously about how that will work, but expect to see someone else's work up here soon.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — So, Bun-bun's hunting for the book of Wayang Kulit--something to do with shadow something or others. Meanwhile, the shadow something or others are hunting for him. What they lack in intelligence and good leadership, they make up in pure zeal.

Day by Day — Damon gets Jan a burka. She wears it well--or somebody does anyway. The illegal alien debate gets a bit of time this week as well.

Scary Go Round — It's guest artist week on Scary Go Round. Most of it's pretty good--go have a look.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — Dave tries to bribe Margaret into killing Mike, but it doesn't look like it'll go anywhere. Instead they just swipe the shrimp at the buffet.

General Protection Fault — Our Nick is being forced to work by evil Nick, but it seems evil Ki is having second thoughts about her role in this scheme, especially when it involves being tortured. But who's that mysterious stranger who's feeding evil Nick information?

Schlock Mercenary — Elf begins her mission against the glamor assault people. It's not every day that a mercenary company gets to take down a major network. I'm curious to see what the plan is. At least Elf got through security without having to give up her sidearm.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Happy Easter!
I've neglected to do my normal Easter thing, with the harmony of the gospels, but I did want to wish you guys a happy Easter. Enjoy the day, and I'll see you around.

Christ is risen!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Hosting a Storyblogging Carnival, Redux
Shortly after the Storyblogging Carnival began, I wrote a blog post explaining what was involved in hosting a carnival. It hasn't changed too much, but there have been a few modifications, so this is the updated version:

First off, I suggest posting the announcement with the complete rules about a week before the Carnival takes place. Mine generally looks something like this:
The Storyblogging Carnival is an opportunity for bloggers to share examples of storytelling in blog format, whether they are fiction posted online or something else. If you're curious about what this looks like, have a look at some examples of previous storyblogging carnivals. The next Storyblogging Carnival will be the thirty-seventh, and it will be going up January 30th.

If you'd like to participate, please e-mail your story submissions to me at dscrank-at-alum.mit.edu (or post in my comments), including the following information:
  • Name of your blog
  • URL of your blog
  • Title of the story
  • URL for the blog entry where the story is posted
  • (OPTIONAL) Author's name
  • (OPTIONAL) A suggested rating for adult content (G, PG, PG-13, R)
  • A word count
  • A short blurb describing the story

The post may be of any age, from a week old to years old. The submission deadline is 11:59 PM Eastern time on Saturday, January 28th. More detailed information follows (same as always):
  1. The story or excerpt submitted must be posted on-line as a blog entry, and while fiction is preferred, non-fiction storytelling is acceptable.
  2. The story can be any length, but the Carnival will list them in order of length, from shortest to longest, and include a word count for each one.
  3. You may either send a complete story, a story in progress, or a lengthy excerpt. You should indicate the word count for both the excerpt and the complete story in the submission, and you should say how the reader can find more of the story in the post itself.
  4. If the story spans multiple posts, each post should contain a link to the beginning of the story, and a link to the next post. You may submit the whole story, the first post, or, if you've previously submitted earlier posts to the Carnival, the next post which you have not submitted. Please indicate the length of the entire story, as well as the portion which you are submitting.
  5. The host has sole discretion to decide whether the story will be included or not, or whether to indicate that the story has pornographic or graphically violent content. The ratings for the story will be decided by the host. I expect I'll be pretty lenient on that sort of thing, but I have some limits, and others may draw the line elsewhere. Aside from noting potentially offensive content, while I may say nice things about stories I like, I won't be panning anyone's work. I expect other hosts to be similarly polite.
  6. The story may be the blogger's own or posted with permission, but if it is not his own work he should gain permission from the author before submitting to the Carnival.


If you'd like to be added to the e-mail list, please let me know. Finally, I appreciate folks promoting the carnival on their own blogs, and I'm always looking for bloggers willing to host future carnivals.

This post is fairly long, and it looks like a lot of rules, but it's really pretty simple. Most hosts just copy these rules, but the thing you need to realize is that these are my rules. Every host can do it differently, and you ought to modify these rules to suit their hosting.

At the same time, you need to send out the announcement to the e-mail list. These days, we're using a Yahoo group for the e-mail list, and if you're interested in hosting, I'll send an invitation to join it. In fact, I generally send an invitation every time a new person participates in a carnival. While I'm willing to send out the e-mail if the host doesn't want to, it's better if you do it, as that way everyone will send their entry to you.

We're asking for a lot of information in the submissions. In addition to the usual for Carnivals: blog title, blog url, story title, story url, and description, we also want a word count, a suggested rating, and author name or pseudonym. We use all of this in the Carnival entries, so none of it's extraneous, but it is a lot.

Once all the entries are collected, you should read all the entries. I admit that there are times I've neglected it, especially for the serial stories where really reading the entry would require me to get caught up on the current story. Still, it's better if the host reads the story, as this allows you to adjust the ratings as needed. (I've decreased the rating for a couple of stories when I thought the author was too hard on the contents, and I've increased it a couple of times too.) This also allows you to comment on the stories if you so desire. Because you should read all the stories, and because there's no length limit, I suggest a cut-off early enough to give you time for that. I make it on Saturday night so I have all of Sunday, but I'm pretty lenient if people get an entry in late. That's also the reason why I take a maximum of twenty entries on a first come, first serve basis. If I had to read fifty entries, I'd never be able to do it. So far, we haven't received even twenty entries. This is, of course, up to you, and if you think you can handle fifty entries, you should go for it, but my rule is twenty, first come, first serve.

Then on the scheduled Monday the host puts up the Carnival. I think the format of the previous storyblogging carnivals works well.

The description of the story--the blurb--comes straight from the author's mouth, in order to avoid editorializing and spoilers on the part of the host. (If the author has a spoiler in his blurb, that's foreshadowing.) Occasionally I want to use a different blurb from what the author proposed, if the author's is too long or too vague, and sometimes the author asks me for help, and in this case I try to discuss it with the author until we come to an agreement.

I don't double check the word count unless it seems off to me. Trust me, once you've read five or six stories of various lengths, you can usually tell where a story falls, and I don't think it's necessary to be exactly right on the word count... five words here and there won't make a huge difference, although it can place one story ahead of the other in the Carnival, if you list the stories in order of length like I do. It's not terribly important, but I also put stories in categories. Stories 999 words or less are brief stories, 1,000-24,999 words is a short story, 25,000-59,999 words is a novella, and 60,000 words or more is a novel. These are somewhat arbitrary, and in the first carnival I defined anything less than 2,000 words as a brief story. The basic definition of a brief story is that it is not much longer than a typical blog post (a non-Steven den Beste blog post, that is). This post, by the way, is 1,698 words long. I list the stories in order of length. I do both of these because this is the Internet, and on the Internet, people have short attention spans, and I want them to know what they're getting into when they start to read a story.

Both excerpts and stories in progress are exceptions to the rules. In some ways they are similar--they are both incomplete stories. For excerpts, however, the complete story is available somewhere--preferably online, but not necessarily, while stories in progress are not yet finished. Their word count is whatever is available in the blog, although with an excerpt the full length is included (again, so the reader knows what he's getting into should he decide he wants to know how the story goes). Since a story in progress has an unknown length, and sometimes the author doesn't even know what category it will be in when finished, I don't even give an estimate of the final length.

Any comments the host gives on a story are his own. I do not comment on every story, or even most of them, and you shouldn't take the lack of a comment positively or negatively. I never comment on my own stories, for example. I also do not pan stories in my comments, although I won't rule out additional warnings for mature content (beyond the rating system). Sometimes I don't comment simply because I'm worried doing so will give too much away. If I feel I can comment without spoiling, and something in the story particularly struck me, then I may say how it did. Other hosts handle this differently.

Finally, there's the matter of garnering attention. If you're hosting the carnival, you want people to link to it, right? First, don't forget to send out an announcement to the mailing list that the carnival is up. The other participants will link to it, and I link to every carnival. If you want others to notice, you need to work at it. Some blog carnival tracking systems will do it automatically, if you ping the right address or add the right sentence and link. Let me know if you're not certain--I used to send this information to each host, but sometimes I neglect it. Also send e-mails to your favorite bloggers and ask them to link.

Thanks to the automated carnival submission forms on some sites, we get more entries than we used to. These entries come directly to me, and I forward them to the host. Typically they don't have the full information we ask for, but I usually let that slide, although I may ask the author if something important is missing.

Okay, that's about it. Any questions?

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Interesting comic
You don't see a whole lot of full 3D computer generated webcomics. The work involved tends to make it hard to keep them coming at a decent rate. That said, this new one has been updating every weekday for the past couple of months. This is an impressive feat, and I'm curious as to whether the artist has a huge buffer, or if he really can produce these comics every day. Whichever is the case, I'm hoping he keeps it up. The art is beautiful and the story's engaging. As the comic started in January this year, the archives are really short, so you should start reading The Dreamland Chronicles from the beginning.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Storyblogging Carnival XLII
The latest carnival is now up at Quibbles-n-Bits. There are twelve stories for your reading pleasure. As this is the Passover edition, Josh is guaranteeing that it's kosher.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Torg and Bun-bun's roadtrip is a time for some deep man-to-rabbit bonding, as Torg tells Bun-bun what happened in that other world. Unfortunately, Bun-bun doesn't want to hear it. He's convinced Torg's gotten them lost, and he merely wants to get to the right place.

Day by Day — NBC's fake Muslim sting operation has been uncovered, leading to a few comics by Chris focusing on Damon's attempts to be a fake Muslim. He's doing better than Jan, at least.

Scary Go Round — Ryan decides he wants to contact the other side, trying to get in touch with his lost love. Of course, he goes to the necromancers for this, and their idea of visiting the other side means a knife in the back.

College Roomies from Hell!!! — So the Dave-April tryst was an April Fool's joke. That's for the best, I suppose, although I was hoping that it was really the beginning of a fling for Dave's Good Conscience and Imaginary Floating Wiser April. No such luck, it appears. Dave's massive brainwarp is real, though, and Mike takes drastic action to bring him out.

General Protection Fault — Trudy meets her sister, Sharon. Okay, I'll admit I pretty much saw that coming. Sharon's not too happy about the revelation. Meanwhile, Persephone finds out that the aliens are planning to destroy her, as they don't believe in alternate universes, and thus believe that she's a threat from theirs.

Schlock Mercenary — Petey explains to his Tohdfraug admiral why 15 billion attempted murders is worse than a hundred thousand trillion actual murders. See, the latter were for a good cause, and... Okay, I don't buy it either. At least Elf is going to have some fun with Fashion Assault. For certain sadistic ideas of fun, at least.

Thursday, April 6, 2006

Steyn on the Clash of Cultures
At some point, the bland multi-culti banalisms lose their appeal, and people yearn for harsh truths, especially when those truths are obvious. Mark Steyn doesn't shy away from that:
The line here is "respect." Everybody's busy professing their "respect": We all "respect" Islam; presidents and prime ministers and foreign ministers, lapsing so routinely into the deep-respect-for-the-religion-of-peace routine they forget that cumulatively it begins to sound less like "Let's roll!" and too often like "Let's roll over!"

Jack Straw, the British foreign secretary, gave a typical Western government official's speech the other day explaining that "a large number of Muslims in this country were -- understandably -- upset by those cartoons being reprinted across Europe and at their deeply held beliefs being insulted. They expressed their hurt and outrage but did so in a way which epitomized the learned, peaceful religion of Islam."

"The learned, peaceful religion of Islam"? And that would be the guys marching through London with placards reading "BEHEAD THE ENEMIES OF ISLAM" and "FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION IS WESTERN TERRORISM" and promising to rain down a new Holocaust on Europe? This is geopolitics as the Aretha Franklin Doctrine: The more the world professes its R-E-S-P-E-C-T, the more the Islamists sock it to us.

At a basic level the foreign secretary's rhetoric does not match reality. Government leaders are essentially telling their citizens: Who ya gonna believe -- my platitudinous speechwriters or your lyin' eyes?

To win a war, you don't spin a war. Millions of ordinary citizens are not going to stick with a "long war" (as the administration now calls it) if they feel they're being dissembled to about its nature. One reason we regard Churchill as a great man is that his speeches about the nature of the enemy don't require unspinning or detriangulating.

We all want to believe Islam is the religion of peace, but while we've been giving it the benefit of the doubt for the past four and a half years, many of its adherents have been busy chipping away that doubt. I really want to see some evidence.

Wednesday, April 5, 2006

Storyblogging Carnival XLII is coming
Josh Fielek will be hosting the next Storyblogging Carnival at Quibbles-n-Bits. If you'd like to participate, please send an e-mail to jfielek-at-cox-dot-net with the following information:
  • Name of Blog
  • URL of blog
  • Title of story
  • URL of story
  • Word count
  • (OPTIONAL) Suggested rating
  • (OPTIONAL) Author name or pseudonym
  • A blurb describing the story

Entries are due by 11:59 pm on Saturday, April 8th.

Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Writing Reversal
My writing group at Park Street has decided we should do something a little different, or maybe a lot different. We think it's time we try to think outside the box by writing outside our genres. This means that those of us who write realistic fiction will write sci-fi, those who do only non-fiction will write fiction, and I, who writes a variety of fiction, will write poetry. It should be fun. But not necessarily any good.

Monday, April 3, 2006

Weekly Webcomic Update
Sluggy Freelance — Zoe's threat to quit is derailed by the offer of her own radio show as Leslie the Intern.

Day by Day — So Zed's a Black Ops sniper? Okay, that's weird. Then its dinner, and some commentary on the pro-Mexican protests by the Hispanic illegal immigrants.

Scary Go Round — Shelley's worried about the moon, and what plots it might have. Listening to crazy old guys can really screw you up, can't it?

College Roomies from Hell!!! — April's outfit gets her some attention from Mike, which makes her all giggly. Stay good, April! Stay good! Fortunately, Marsha didn't see anything, and IFWA tries to talk April into acting more wisely. She has her work cut out for her. The real question is whether April's run-in with Dave is canon or an April Fool's joke. I honestly don't know.

General Protection Fault — While evil Nick's trying to break good Nick, Trudy and Trudy are talking religious stuff. I know a lot of people stopped reading GPF because of the religious stuff, and even I found it somewhat disconcerting. That said, it's better done this time around, and it's a good lead in for finding Trudy's sister.

Schlock Mercenary — The plan is coming together as Elf calls the network to set up a makeover, luring them into the trap. Of course, we still have no idea what the trap actually is, but I'm sure it'll be fun. Petey, meanwhile, is still off in another galaxy, battling the Pa'anuri, and building giant umbrellas while he's at it.